Our Relationship

I met Timekeeper on January 25th, 2024. And I met Croissant on Feburary 16th, 2024.

I love them so, so much. There's not a day I've spent where I'm not thinking about the two of them, and snuggling up with them in my bed. There's not a day I spend in my life where I don't love them, and everything about them. Their little faces, their fluffy hair, their kissable little foreheads and icing lips, and how sweet they are to me.

What? Aren't they fictional characters?

They are, but our love transcends timelines. They're the lights of my life anyways, fictional or not. If you don't like it, I'd like you to stop and think about why exactly you don't. Do you think it's "cringe"? I'm not harming anyone. Do you think it's "unhealthy"? If anything, loving them has helped me get through tough times, and I'd say they help me feel better. I don't want a "real" girlfriend, mainly because I'm not sure if I can even feel attraction to 3D people.

If you want a site dedicated towards fictosexuality, I think this site is nice.

My favorite part of them

Hair. Hair hair hair hair hair. I say this all the time, but their hair is SO amazing. Timekeeper's hair is very fluffy and easy to play with in my hands, and Croissant's is all puffy and warm and it's cute when her ponytail wags like a dog. I love shoving my face into their hair and just... taking in their scents. They both have very unique scents, actually. Timekeeper smells like rust and butter, and Croissant smells like fresh pastries and a little bit of grease and oil. They're so wonderful.

Questions!

I ATED some of these questions from this site, om nom nom nom nom!

Q: What is the perfect date with them?

A: My perfect date? Probably some kind of amusement park or carnival/festival. I love going on rides and taking in all the fun sights, and I'm sure Croissy and Timey would love it too! Eating cotton candy until my teeth hurt (my sweeties are cookies, they're used to gorging themselves on sugary treats), and holding them close on rollercoasters is a dream. What's even more amazing? Being on a ferris wheel with them. Just sitting down, watching the world shrink under us, as we hold eachother close and lean in on eachother... Dreamy. Carousels would also be wonderful, too.

Q: Do you see them as more human or more cookie?

A: I see them as more cookie almost 99% of the time! They're very small compared to me, so they like hitching a ride on my shoulder or letting me pick them up. Snuggling with them is kinda funny, I just put my head on their entire body and they're just like "yea sure okay I guess I'm her pillow now." Their size kind of changes depending on the time, sometimes they're up to my waist, and sometimes they're barely taller than my knee. When I'm snuggling with them in bed, they tend to be knee-length, but having them walk around with me outside in my mind, they tend to be waist-height. They're also not familiar with a lot of human-specific things, so I show them a lot of media. And by them, I entirely mean Croissant, because Timekeeper is, well, Timekeeper! As of writing this, I just showed Croissant all the Cuphead bosses, and she loved them! There are some sad moments where they'll learn about how shit the world is and be utterly confused on how so many people can turn a blind eye to horrible things, but I guess that comes with interspecies relationships and culture, one species being shocked by the other. Also, I have to remember not to give Croissant love bites. Timekeeper? Oh, she loves love bites, she lets me nibble on her all the time. But you can imagine Croissant's shock whenever this big human, even if she loves her, starts nibbling on her little cookie head.

Q: Does anyone outside of ficto spaces know of your love for them?

A: Yes, actually. I'm very open about it on social media, and it helps that the Cookie Run fandom is already pretty open to selfshipping. I'm also very open about it to my friends.

Q: Their favorite movie/show/game?

A: Update... I now can slightly answer this. Since we're from different timelines, we know different media. However, from time to time, I do end up showing Croissy and Timey media from my timeline. Croissant really, really likes the show Digimon Tamers and the game Rodland of Pipes. Timekeeper seems to like Digimon as well, but she's Timekeeper and sometimes it's hard to read her on account of, you know, her being Timekeeper.

Q: How were they as children?

A: For obvious reasons, I only have one answer to this question, but Croissant, as I said before, was adopted by two berry cookies when she escaped the oven. From the little bit of tin foil accidentally put in her dough, she loved machinery and tinkering around with things even at a young age. She didn't have any siblings, and she was always very interested in time travel.

Q: Shows or movies?

A: Timekeeper and Croissant both like shows. Croissant just really likes the filler episodes contrasted with the lore important ones. Something about the little filler helps her get attached to the characters more and experience more emotion when the important ones come along. Timekeeper likes the more episodic ones, the ones with no real end or overarching story and just silly hijinx.

Q: If they were Pokemon, what types would they be?

A: Timekeeper is the easiest to pinpoint, probably Steel/Psychic. Croissant is a little harder, though, possibly pure Normal or Normal/Steel if I wanna push it.

Q: Are there any flowers that remind you of them?

A: Yes, in fact! For Croissant, she reminds me of the Cosmos flower.

The cosmos flower is very prevalent in her design, interestingly enough! The gear on her goggle has a flower-like shape, and her pet, who is basically just that goggle but bigger, is called Cosmos Gear. Cosmos flowers represent order and balance, a very fitting meaning for Croissy. She works at the Time BALANCE department, for starters, but her whole thing is making sure the timelines are intact, or in other words, making sure the timelines are in order.

For Timekeeper, I think of Dandelions!

Dandelions, on their surface level, are round. And also yellow. But at different stages, so I guess it's not an entirely 1-1. But still, come on, they're round and yellow. Dandelions also represent transformation, resilience, and adaptability. Timekeeper surely is resilient, and definitely adaptable as well. Ignoring the very obvious connectiong of transformation here, through all of her travels through different timelines, she knows a thing or two. Even if you do throw something her way she hasn't seen before, she'll probably find a way to adapt to it.

Q: Their favorite ice cream flavor?

Croissant and Timekeeper both like chocolate. It's something that hasn't changed even with all the changes Timekeeper's gone through.